Bareback Fall

Tell me about your bareback falls, heres two of mine:

1. I had gone for a ride on my old horse, Dudley [ rip ] , and I was just getting off, and Dudley, swung his but sideways, and I had fell off, my leg went straight, and I whapped it off the automatic waterer, giving my self a wicked charlie horse.

2. I was cantering my dads old horse bareback, and he decided to take off and was heading straight for a barbwire fence, which I knew he wouldn't stop, and would attempt to jump. And he wouldn't have made it over. So I jumped off, was aiming for the nice big patch of soft, white fluffy snow. Misjudged, messed up the timing, and fell face first into the frozen ground! My helmet was cracked, and I had to get a new one and my thumb was cut open, and I don't even know how it got cut open.

Maybe thats why I wear helmets now..